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I usually write posts for Cracked Ice & Chrome during the weekend, when I don’t have “school stuff” on the brain and I can actually sit down and think for extended periods of time. Well, the powers that be in the internet world decided that I didn’t deserve internet this weekend, so I had go without during Saturday and Sunday. After a call to customer service of our local ISP, however, I not only received a new modem, but also realized that my router might need new firmware. After a quick update, all was right in the world.
I had a feeling that “all y’all” wanted to desperately view some really wacked-out internet ads, so I clipped one for your viewing enjoyment. I don’t even remember where I saw this ad, but it still astounds me, for several reasons. For one thing, don’t ever make a picture of a baby blue. EVER. It’s not normal, it’s not right, and it makes mothers everywhere cringe.
I’m sure the developers of this “tool” meant well . . . or maybe their site was designed to deliver fifteen bajillion spam messages from your email account — who knows. Whatever the case, they should never, ever have created this image:
All I can tell from the above picture is that this baby is the product of an asphyxiated clown.
Do me a favor and don’t give these dorks any hits on their site, k?
Sorry to leave you with this image, but it’s midterms and I have roughly 150 things to grade. Where’s that teaching assistant of mine? Oh, yeah. There I go dreaming again.
Until next time . . . (when I have more pleasant things to write about, I hope.)
