One year and two months (to the day!).  That is how long of a break I have taken from blogging, and now I’m ready to get back in the game.

Without going into too much detail, let’s just say that the hiatus was needed.  My life kind of fell apart.  I got divorced.  Life took a sudden, rather violent turn and I’ve been hanging onto the steering wheel with white knuckles ever since, trying desperately to stay on all four wheels.

However, some things have not changed.  I still love all things retro and fifties, and I’ve accumulated some great pieces during the past year to add to my collection.  Money’s been tight in the past year, so I have not had the luxury of going to the antique shops as much as I like to, but the things I have gotten have been low-priced items that were just too good to pass up, including a pair of brand new, starburst-adorned cooking pans that still have the stickers on them.  The price?  Twenty bucks, thanks to a tagless item in an antique store run by a guy who didn’t own the item and thus didn’t care what he sold it for.

What — pictures?  You want a picture of such a rare and beautiful item?  Ok, twist my arm ….

I was actually going to use these until I saw the tag inside this pan, and then there was no question that these would not only go unused, but they would be prominently displayed in my house where starburst lovers like myself can get a small thrill out of seeing this pan every day.

Of course, there are no other starburst lovers in my house at this time, so I am the only one who gets to enjoy it.  But I am NOT complaining.  This was a cool find.  End of story.

Here’s a closeup of the starburst pattern on the lid:

Isn’t it beautiful?

Now, here’s the mystery surrounding these pans: I cannot find a single piece out there in the big ol’ world of Google to match these.  Nada.  Zip.  I’ve found an ad for this cookware via Google in an old newspaper from 1959, but apparently no one bought any and the entire line has disappeared.  Ebay shows nuttin’ …. Etsy shows nuttin’ …. and I am stuck with two very lonely pieces of cookware that would like some friends.  Star Lume cookware has  vanished into the cigarette smoke-hazed air of 1959, and I cannot find out what happened to it.

The search goes on.

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Although drive-in movie theaters were beginning to become relics of the past when I was growing up, I do have a rather clear memory of being taken to see Close Encounters of the Third Kind when I was about three.  I haven’t seen the movie since, but there’s one scene that stays with me in that film because it’s been burned into my memory.  It might be this one, as that yellow-orange light is part of the memory, but for some reason my 3-year old mind recalls something about this light emanating from somewhere in the kitchen, like an oven or something.  Not that I think my 3-year old mind always perceiving things accurately, but still.  Here’s the screen shot that I think my child brain had actually stored for thirty-three years now:

What – like a child would think that’s spooky or something?  Pssh!  All I can say is that my parents must have been short on babysitter change that night.

It’s good old memories of the drive-in movies that made me stop to view thess clips from Archive.org; they’re clips of intermission videos — dancing hot dogs and all.  Do they bring back memories for any of you?

http://www.archive.org/details/DriveInIntermission7

or

http://www.archive.org/details/Drive-inIntermission23

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After my last post, I just could not get the image of my imaginary retro tree out of my mind.  So I started searching the ‘net for either a silver tinsel tree or a white one.  In the end, I abandoned the idea of a silver tinsel tree because I knew I wanted to add shiny ornaments to the tree, and that would all be a bit . . . much.  Even for me.  So I concentrated on white and looked around.

And looked and looked some more.  Sheesh!  I only wanted to spend, like, fifty bucks on this tree, since I had planned it to be a second tree in our house – one on which I could play around with decorations, etc.   Needless to say, nearly everything I encountered was well over a hundred and almost everything is prelit.  I didn’t want a prelit tree because I wanted to be able to change the lights around if I wanted to.  Don’t force me to have white lights, people!

Obviously, this retro tree chase was not going to be easy.

Then last weekend I was visiting my sister in Minnesota, and we decided to take a quick trip to a certain superstore that begins with W.  While we were there, I said I wanted to check out the Christmas trees to see if they had any unadvertised white ones that were within my budget.

And there, stacked alongside the green trees, was a simple little box containing a 6.5-foot white tree.  Unlit.  $40.

I tried not to do a little happy dance as I snatched it up.  Next stop: ornaments.

It was getting harder and harder NOT to do a happy dance as I saw what the ornament aisle held for me: sparkly starburst ornaments . . . for a dollar.  ONE FREAKING DOLLAR!  I found the silver ones and tried not to feel piggish while I snatched up every last one.  They had a whole slew of silver ornaments (and gold, and red, and green) so I grabbed some silver snowflakes as well.  I remembered I had blue, white, and silver ornaments from a couple years ago, so planned to use those to go with the blue and white lights that I purchased too.

Behold: my creation.

The ornament above was one I found last year in a dollar store.  Sadly, they only had three of them.  But hey, they go nicely with the dollar starburst ornaments:

. . . and the snowflake ones:

. . . and the blue, silver, and white ones:

And the white and blue lights look so pretty nestled among the white branches:

The best part, obviously, was the price.  In all, this creation probably ran me about $80 with the ornaments, lights, and tree topper.  And although it’s not quite from my favorite era (too 60′s-ish and not 50′s-ish enough), I am in love with it.  I can pretty much guarantee that my tree is unique.

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November has hardly begun, yet I am already feeling the urge to drag out the ol’ Christmas tree.  However, I’m feeling that I need a change this year.  I’m tired of the same old green tree.  I’ll probably put it up, sure, but this year I’m thinking of buying a second tree — a white one — and making it my “retro” tree.

I think I’ve become spoiled by modern technology, because I was oh-so-sure that I somewhere there would be an online tree decorator program where someone could play around with different looks for a Christmas tree.  No dice.  If I were a computer guru, I’d jump on the opportunity to design one, but alas, I was not born with such a gift.

So, since technology cannot help me illustrate my thoughts in this instance, I’ll have to paint a picture with my words.  Here’s what I’m thinking . . .

White tree, something like this:

Some pretty blue lights:

Some shiny retro-looking ornaments:

and a retro tree skirt:

And it will all look random and kind of crazy because that’s the way Christmas trees are supposed to be, in my opinion.  Have you ever noticed that when looking at pictures of Christmases past?  The trees were imperfect (because they were real) and the decorations usually did not mimic something from Martha Stewart’s living room.  Now it seems that most people’s trees are competing for the cover of Better Homes & Gardens.  I myself prefer the family Christmas tree to look as if the family participated in its decoration – which, of course, they do.  We’re not perfect by any means, and neither is our Christmas tree.

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If you’re an Etsy addict like I am, don’t you absolutely love how lucky you feel when you start sorting through the thousands of items, only to find a great new listing that you pounce on?

Yeah – I felt like that the other day.  I had sworn off buying retro dresses for awhile, because it always seemed that the measurements weren’t quite accurate and I ended up with a dress that didn’t fit.  But hey, I’m not one to learn from a few similar experiences, so I had to snap up this dress as soon as I saw it.  I won’t quite look like Mad Men’s Joan in it, but oh, it’s so perfect . . .

There’s something about that collar and those cuffs that make it so deliciously retro.  I’m considering wearing it to a Halloween party this weekend.  I’m sure the retro look has not quite caught on as a mainstream costume choice.

At least it hasn’t yet in the middle of Iowa.  I think it’s safe to say that.

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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I have to admit — I have been rather detached to the plight of the Chilean miners.  True, I followed the story, albeit rather loosely.  The updates I’d get every few weeks would elicit the appropriate responses from me.  The miners have been found alive . . . that’s miraculous!  They are surviving . . . wonderful.  A rescue is planned . . . feeling hopeful.  The rescues begin . . . relief.  I did not initially tune into the rescues because they mostly occurred during hours I was working or sleeping.  Tonight, after I returned home from school,  I tuned in and was instantly sucked in.

By that time, they were on the 25th rescue.  I had missed the majority of the rescues, obviously, but the 25th struck me as strongly as if I had seen the very first.  It was my first, yes, but not the nation’s first. I had been getting updates throughout the day, so I knew the rescues were progressing well.  But seeing it live on the TV . . . well, I felt instant gratitude for modern technology.

I have never been to Chile.  I don’t know squat about the mining industry.  I don’t know anything about any of the rescued miners, aside from the tidbits the news would share.  In short, these were strangers in a strange land, and I was a disinterested viewer.  It only took a few seconds for me to realize that I was watching the best reality TV available — TRUE reality.

I cried when the 25th miner was rescued . . . then the 26th, the 27th, etc., and I saved the most for the final miner.  Normally, I’m not a crier.  I used to pride myself in being able to control my emotions when others crumbled.  However, tonight I realized a simple truth: the range of human emotions is universal.

I didn’t know anyone I was viewing on TV, but I read the joy on their faces.  I felt the relief.  And as the news droned on with the details about how all these different countries came together in order to orchestrate this rescue, I felt a moment of clarity that only comes about every now and again.  I’m not one to foolishly believe that if we just all try to get along that we can and we will, for human nature seems to demand a trip to the dark side every now and then, but the sheer beauty in what happens when the forces all point the same positive way is breathtaking in itself.

For a few hours tonight, I felt the joy of people I’ve never met from a country I’ve never visited.

Joy is universal.

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Yep — chalkware fish are still on my mind.  Kind of makes you wish you had my life, eh?  Nuttin’ but chalkware fish using up my brain cells.

These fish are more special to me than the ones I posted about previously.  These have been in storage since the late ’90s.  They’ve been through four moves with me since that time, including the past ten years in my current house.  I never wanted to hang them up, though, because they never seemed to fit — either in theme or in color.  I was never in the apartments of my youth long enough to even think about unpacking these delightful fish, and it only took me, uh, ten years to strip off the ugly basket-n-bunnies wallpaper in our bathroom, where these fish now live.  Now that the walls are a nice, calm, “bathroom blue,” the fish can now come out and play.  They were an afterthought, however, because I originally hung up the blue fish that I talked about in my previous post.  Once those were up, I felt inclined to hang up these fish as well, even though they don’t really fit in with the other colors of the bathroom.

These two fish were given to me by my grandmother, who had them hanging in the bathroom of her lake cabin.  When I was a little girl, I used to love the fish.  They had become indelible part of the lake cabin — always there, always in the same spot.  The last time I visited the cabin in 1997, I felt sorely disappointed when I went into the bathroom and realized that the fish were gone.  My grandparents were in the process of selling their cabin that year and were slowly taking down decorations here and there for storage.  Several months later, my grandmother surprised me by presenting me with the fish during a visit, remembering how shocked I was that they weren’t on the wall during my last visit up there.

And so the fish have traveled many roads with me — literally and figuratively.  I had never really looked closely at the fish before, since my penchant for retro didn’t truly start emerging until a few years ago.  While hanging the fish up the other week, I noticed that they’re actually signed and dated: 1954, Miller Studios.

Given the fact that my little ranch house was built in 1953, I’m thinking the husband and wife truly feel at home.  :-)

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Ok, so I don’t know the secret lives of chalkware fish, but I am fascinated by them.  Ever since I stripped off the ugly basket-n-bunnies wallpaper off my bathroom walls and painted the walls blue, I’ve been on the lookout for some blue chalkware fish to adorn the walls.  No retro bathroom is complete without them, in my humble opinion.

I hadn’t had the best luck finding the exact fish that I wanted.  The ones I found were either the wrong color or were in bad shape, and I wanted to wait until I found the right ones.  Well, my husband came to my rescue once again, for when I came home from work the other day, I found two little blue and gold fish lying on the counter.  He scored them at a local thrift shop.  And that’s why I love him.

Ok, there are other reasons as well.

They look quite at home, swimming in their blue-walled world, don’t they?

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I saw this posting on Etsy this morning and I just had to feature it.  Any readers from Nebraska desiring a chrome table?  This one is so unique — from the black trim to the crazy pattern on the Formica.  Even better: the seller will deliver it within a 100 mile radius of Fremont, for a small fee.   Even if you don’t live in NE, it’d be worth the shipping costs to bring this baby into your home, methinks.

If I had to name this Formica, I’d name it “Party People.”   :-D

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I usually write posts for Cracked Ice & Chrome during the weekend, when I don’t have “school stuff” on the brain and I can actually sit down and think for extended periods of time.  Well, the powers that be in the internet world decided that I didn’t deserve internet this weekend, so I had go without during Saturday and Sunday.  After a call to customer service of our local ISP, however, I not only received a new modem, but also realized that my router might need new firmware.  After a quick update, all was right in the world.

I had a feeling that “all y’all” wanted to desperately view some really wacked-out internet ads, so I clipped one for your viewing enjoyment.  I don’t even remember where I saw this ad, but it still astounds me, for several reasons.  For one thing, don’t ever make a picture of a baby blue.  EVER.  It’s not normal, it’s not right, and it makes mothers everywhere cringe.

I’m sure the developers of this “tool” meant well . . . or maybe their site was designed to deliver fifteen bajillion spam messages from your email account — who knows.  Whatever the case, they should never, ever have created this image:

All I can tell from the above picture is that this baby is the product of an asphyxiated clown.

Do me a favor and don’t give these dorks any hits on their site, k?

Sorry to leave you with this image, but it’s midterms and I have roughly 150 things to grade.  Where’s that teaching assistant of mine?  Oh, yeah.  There I go dreaming again.

Until next time . . . (when I have more pleasant things to write about, I hope.)

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